|—||jackie is asked for prank suggestions|
ok. i have just the thing for you. it is what i call the subtle prank. tomorrow, go into work with the faintest eyeliner on your upper lip. grdually keep adding more eyeliner to your upper lip, possibly even start gluing on some hairs. then one day, walk in with a full on mustache, a big bad curly mutherfucker. when your boss asks what is wrong, you say “WHAT MUSTACHE” or “I MUSTACHE YOU NOT TO PRY”
which one of the ninja turtles likes pizza?
|—||jackie asks after someone explains how the four teenage mutant ninja turtles represent the four humors|
in a group blog we’re trying to start up, tucker asked us all to introduce ourselves with a .gif
jackie posted a .jpeg.
car commercial: it’s what you do in private that defines you.
jackie: i pick my nose in private.. does that define me?
about talking to a professor
jackie: and i was like, you're being difficult!
thiv: whoa did you really say that to him?
jackie: uhh.... no, i told him... he was being a tough cookie.
bailey’s is the first thing i got drunk off of, and i ran into the woods and my friends had to drag me back and say “THERE’S NO CASTLE IN THERE YOU ASSHOLE”
|—||jackie finds a little bottle of bailey’s and reminisces|